Nothing to fix
July 15, 2008
Every morning, in my mails, I get a bunch of offers to “fix me”. Some of those offer me to change the length of my sex, of my orgasms, to improve my virility, my moods, my finances, help me get out of mortgage…This is all about my supposed deficient physical state…
But because my being is a whole, I also get a lot of spiritual fix-ups : be more present, release your stress, flow with the Shift, align with the stars…
THANK YOU!THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I am so glad having such a lot of people worrying for me! The problem is that all those offers do not offer you any solution. They create problems for you! They enter your mailbox and say : “Did your girl friend notice how much you are a bad lover?”, “Don’t you feel all that stress?”
Ah! Ok…We are glad you finally noticed how much you need to be fixed! Now please take your credit card and give us your references. We will fix you. And they fix you Step 1. But now because you lost your peace of mind you have to take step 2 and then step 3…and if you imagine that one day you will get your diploma it just means that you are a perfect customer…
There is nothing to fix! We are perfect! If we like organic vegetables, it’s perfect. If we prefer junkie hamburgers, perfect too. You like sex, perfect! You hate it! Fine! Congratulations! Life is about what you like. Just what you like! Let’s be ourselves as we are!
